Destroya Spider

by my crazy boy...Once upon a time there was a monster and he was a tarantula that was huge and every time he went into the city everybody was scared of him because they were afraid he would spin webs on them. He only spun webs on bad guys, though. He was huge so he actually lived in a giant’s belly. One day the monster went out of the giant’s belly and he pressed his chest and he became a good guy because he used to just be a bad guy. He was huge, humongous. He went to a restaurant and ate potato salad made with spider food. It tasted yucky so he spit it out on someone’s face. He said “Ewww, that’s yuck food!” He also had eyeball shrimp and he tasted it, but he didn’t eat it because he was allergic to it. When he left the restaurant his belly got humongous and he took over the whole town! Luke Skywalker hit him with a light saber and he said, “Awww, I’m dead,” and they cut his head off.

The End

(This story was written after Easter dinner where we had both shrimp and potato salad. Mason was repulsed by both.)